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dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad rode vintage road bikes before you did and he’s got the saddle-smashed balls to prove it. He was a cadence-king of the century club who crank-kicked the shit out of his competition. His two-wheeled chariot was Campy fresh and lugged-steel sturdy. He deserves a yellow jersey for being a life-leader of the swag peloton.  
So hipsters, when you’re saddle deep in 70’s street style that you’ve ruined by converting it into a fixie with obnoxiously neon velocity wheels, remember this…
That bike was the only thing your dad rode harder than the Tour de Your Mom. 
Hipster street cred points if you can name the make and model of the bike in the photo.  
Big thanks to bippityboppityboo on tumblr for the photo. 

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad rode vintage road bikes before you did and he’s got the saddle-smashed balls to prove it. He was a cadence-king of the century club who crank-kicked the shit out of his competition. His two-wheeled chariot was Campy fresh and lugged-steel sturdy. He deserves a yellow jersey for being a life-leader of the swag peloton.  

So hipsters, when you’re saddle deep in 70’s street style that you’ve ruined by converting it into a fixie with obnoxiously neon velocity wheels, remember this…

That bike was the only thing your dad rode harder than the Tour de Your Mom. 

Hipster street cred points if you can name the make and model of the bike in the photo.  

Big thanks to bippityboppityboo on tumblr for the photo. 

 
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    Holy fucking shit. For a second I actually thought this was my father. Whoa.
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